Pig Print Suspenders

Description

Flying pigs, rendered in black, white and pink, repeat along the length of these 1.0-inch elastic straps from the shoulder down to the ends. It is a literal rendering of the phrase, with the pigs given wings, and the pattern runs continuously rather than appearing once. Steel-plated components handle the hardware, and the width stays narrow enough that the print holds its detail. Adjusters on both straps set the length, and the pattern runs across the full width of the webbing.

The joke is the product. That makes them a good fit for anyone with a dry sense of humour, and a reliable gift for the person in an office who says the phrase constantly whenever a deadline is proposed. They also suit farm shows, county fairs, barbecue events and anyone who keeps pigs and is prepared to lean into it, and they get worn at fancy dress nights where a single odd detail beats a whole costume. Worn casually with jeans, the print is small enough to be noticed rather than announced, which is generally the funnier outcome than a slogan across the chest.

Both straps adjust for length so the pair fits most adult body types, and the elastic moves with the shoulders through a full day of sitting, standing and reaching without pulling at the waistband. Clean the webbing by hand, as the plated hardware is not suited to a machine wash, and store the pair flat so the straps keep their shape. This product is officially licensed by Buckle-Down.

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